Brightwater Vineyards Nelson Sauvignon Blanc 2021 $20
Imagine flinging some basil, lime zest, peapods, passionfruit pulp, lemongrass and tomato leaves into the kitchen whizz, blitzing it all up and slathering it all over your visage like a citrusy, herbaceous beauty mask. It’ll lift the jowels, close the pores, tighten the cheeks, and elevate the eyebrows lickety-split. Plus, it’s the perfect ‘patience weapon’ for those upcoming BBQ-convos with middle-aged men attempting to convince you they know how cryptocurrency works. They don’t. No one does. This wine pairs magically with mouthfuls of your own money.