Crafted by the good folk at Framingham, Nobody’s Hero is a rather punked up pinot with a bullet belt, tight tartan pants and a Sid Vicious bum flap, but texts his mum every day and has more showers than is deemed cool. Packed with cherry-cola characters, tamarillo and rosehip tea and a dusting of cocoa, it’s pretty snazzy (sorry, sneery).
Sip with: sausage and lentil hotpot.
