Loveblock Noble Chenin Blanc 2014 500ml $29 ★★★★★

Here’s the thing.  Do not under any circumstances attempt to drink this wine if you know that you’re in possession of untreated tooth decay or cavities of any description.  At over 230g/l residual sugar and 12g/l titrateable acidity, this sticky-sweet treat is dangerously delicious.  Golden-bronze in the glass and bursting with baked apple, toffee and strudel-spices, this is one intensely decadent dessert wine made from a rare variety over here.